Teaching the world how bad bears are, one ripped off limb at a time.

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Maybe Russians can handle bears?

Friday, November 6th, 2009 Posted in The war against Bears | No Comments »

Sure he is granted an enormous amount of power from wearing Ricky's track pants and a gut full of vodka, but this dumb gypsy is doomed. Take in the surroundings for a moment : Abandoned tour bus full of bones ...

GREAT NEWS! New weapon developed in the war against bears!

Friday, July 18th, 2008 Posted in The war against Bears | No Comments »

Floating Antibear Weapons Platform (FAWP) This week the defense department announced the creation of a new class of warship for use in the global fight against bears: the Astute Class Submarine. Submarines have been in various forms of development since the late 1800s when Americans ...