Maybe Russians can handle bears?
November 6th, 2009 Posted in The war against Bears
Sure he is granted an enormous amount of power from wearing Ricky’s track pants and a gut full of vodka, but this dumb gypsy is doomed. Take in the surroundings for a moment : Abandoned tour bus full of bones from the last group of people to venture into that kill zone? Check!
Surely this is some wise bear ploy to trick people to enter a certain area then get mauled by all the bears in training. Theres probably a few adolescent bears sitting around smoking and waiting for their next victim, then they see this guy coming, a real badass.
He might be some kind of Russian Bear Special Forces unit who, due to funding, are only issued track pants, vodka, and hilarious little bats. This guy’s unit has been tasked with chasing down this tiny 3 day old bear and capturing it for weapons study or use in the Cold War.
There is also just a chance this is simply a drunk and crazy gypsy trying to kick a bears ass to win some rupees or whatever that russian money is that isn’t worth dirt. My rupees are on the bear.