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Bear Behavior Facts

June 24th, 2008 Posted in Info about Bears

Did you know that big giant bears have been clocked at 75mph? This is faster than a cheetah. Polar bears can swim almost this fast. Bears are usually doing this sort of stuff:

  • Wrestling salmon in rivers. This is done for sport as most of their food comes from people.
  • Climbing up trees to kill things or people.
  • Flattening your camp and your car.
  • Chasing camping hippies around the forest.
  • Letting photographers take pictures of them from like 800 yeards away. This is good bear PR and brings more people to the forest.
  • Pawing at helicopters. They are pretty sure meat is inside but can never quite reach them.
  • Digging underground dens. These are used for ambush during the summer and hibernation during the winter.
  • Being SO stupid. Bears are notoriously stupid.
  • Sharpening claws on rough stones. Their claws grow up to 1 inch per week.

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