The Truth about Bears
June 24th, 2008 Posted in Info about Bears
According to the terribly misguided Kim Wolfe, student of George Mason University,
“Bears do not attack just because they are bears and it’s their nature; in fact, they are not naturally aggressive”
“Bears are not vicious creatures that attack at will.”
“Encounters with bears do not have to be horrible; there are steps a person can take to ensure their own safety and the safety of the bear.”
Of course bears attack because they are bears and that is their nature. A hell beast that is 8 feet tall, 600 pounds and bristling with claws and fangs is made for killing, mainly killing people actually. Bears are always pissed off. Have you ever seen a bear that wasn’t growling and killing things? Maybe you have a few times in the movies. What you didn’t see is after the cameras stopped rolling; they were growling and killing things. Namely house pets, children, and the elderly. Acting bears are routinely brought down via a .50 caliber rifle (it’s the only thing that can kill them) from a helicopter (the only place safe from them) and a new bear and actors are procured for every scene.
You mean bears aren’t vicious creates that attack at will? Tell that to Timothy Treadwell the Grizzly Man, lady. The dude hung out with these “misunderstood” beasts for like 10 years when one day they finally realized he wasn’t a bear. Then they devoured his mauled corpse. Again, bears are always pissed off and killing things.
If you encounter a bear, you are probably dead because you don’t have a .50 cal in your fanny pack.